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grey bastards. :iconrainmint:rainmint 75 25 Temple of the Serpent :iconkyetxian:kyetxian 25 8 Grey Seer :iconkyetxian:kyetxian 25 19 Skaven Seerling :iconkyetxian:kyetxian 10 3 Rhythm of love :iconfecama:fecama 53 41 [Commission] There A Bug On The Throne :iconvavacung:vavacung 534 48 Rise up! :iconsandwich-anomaly:Sandwich-Anomaly 423 74 Futuristic Machete :iconclairegrube:ClaireGrube 57 0 Sergeant Axel :icondinkysaurus:Dinkysaurus 338 140 Night Mare :iconatryl:atryl 4,348 267 Uncomfortable position (Color sketch) :iconyakovlev-vad:Yakovlev-vad 1,855 156 Thanquol and Company :iconkyetxian:kyetxian 32 13 Mother Russia 146 percent cooler :iconzuek69:Zuek69 1,012 551 Industrial city :icongunsbins:gunsbins 195 2 Parallel Industrial 2 :iconmoonworker1:moonworker1 825 21 Do You Feel Like A Hero, Yet? :iconncmares:NCMares 2,975 228
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask 'If they want fries with that'.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'.

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

9. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10.Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go'.


Note : I will NOT be held responsible if you actually decide to use the above entry as an actual guideline.

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SyukriTheFury
☭☭☭Words To Live By☭☭☭

☭ You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.
☭ The pen might be mightier than the sword, but the sword still hurts like hell.
☭ Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
☭ We're all pretty insane, some of us are just better at showing it.
☭ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
☭ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
☭ You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!
☭ Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.
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Tomusokeri Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014
Thanks for the watch n__n
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Karl97 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thx 4 watch!
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Dr-Whiskey Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the watch
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Tofu93 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch!
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AlliNix Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
thanks for the watch!:heart:
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Torheit-Skadi Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Professional Filmographer
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Thank you very very very much for watching me :tighthug:
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WolfRoxy Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks a bunch for the watchy!<3
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Wisebrightboy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
Thanks for the favourite again
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Wisebrightboy Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Thanks for the favourite
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Sidonie Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for watching!
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